clerks.

• (bkz: berserker)
• bir süpermarkete ne kadar cins insanın gelebileceğini gözler önüne seren filmdi bu, özellikle ideal 10 yumurtasını arıyan ve yumurtaları çeşitli testlere tabi tutan adam ile dolaptaki sürekli bir geri sıradaki süt kutusuna ulaşmaya çabalayan kadın hayretler içerisine düşürmüştü beni..
• geyik muhabbetinin iyice dibe vurduğu bir film. dialoglar çok güzel ama cizgifilmdeki jay and silent bob performansı filmde yok ama olsun gene de güzel.
• filmin bütçesi 27.500$ iken filmde yeralan şarkılar için ödenen telif ücreti 28.000$'dır. star wars ve oral seks gibi diyalogları ve randall karakteriyle izlenmeyi hakeden bir filmdir. filmin sonunda kevin smith; jim jarmusch, hal hartley gibi etkilendiği yönetmenlere teşekkür etmeyi unutmaz.
• clerks'de yer alan death star dialoğu
  randal
  you know what i just watched?
  
  dante
  me pulling a can off some moron's
  fist.
  
  randal
  return of the jedi.
  
  46.
  
  dante
  didn't you hear me? caitlin really
  is getting married.
  
  randal
  which did you like better: jedi or
  the empire strikes back.
  
  dante
  (exasperated)
  empire.
  
  randal
  blasphemy.
  
  dante
  empire had the better ending: luke
  gets his hand cut off, and finds
  out vader's his father; han gets
  frozen and taken away by boba fett.
  it ends on such a down note. and
  that's life-a series of down
  endings. all jedi had was a bunch
  of muppets.
  
  randal
  there was something else going on
  in jedi. i never noticed it until
  today.
  
  randal follows dante as he cleans up around the store.
  
  dante
  what's that?
  
  randal
  all right, vader's boss...
  
  dante
  the emperor.
  
  randal
  right, the emperor. now the emperor
  is kind of a spiritual figure, yes?
  
  dante
  how do you mean?
  
  randal
  well, he's like the pope for the
  dark side of the force. he's a holy
  man; a shaman, kind of, albeit an
  evil one.
  
  47.
  
  dante
  i guess.
  
  randal
  now, he's in charge of the empire.
  the imperial government is under
  his control. and the entire galaxy
  is under imperial rule.
  
  dante
  yeah.
  
  randal
  then wouldn't that logically mean
  that it's a theocracy? if the head
  of the empire is a priest of some
  sort, then it stands to reason that
  the government is therefore one
  based on religion.
  
  dante
  it would stand to reason, yes.
  
  randal
  hence, the empire was a fascist
  theocracy, and the rebel forces
  were therefore battling religious
  persecution.
  
  dante
  more or less.
  
  randal
  the only problem is that at no
  point in the series did i ever hear
  leia or any of the rebels declare a
  particular religious belief.
  
  dante
  i think they were catholics.
  
  a blue-collar man half enters the door.
  
  blue-collar man
  are you open?
  
  dante
  yeah. come in.
  
  he goes to the coffee machine and makes a cup of joe.
  
  randal
  you know what else i noticed in jedi?
  
  48.
  
  dante
  there's more?
  
  randal
  so they build another death star,
  right?
  
  dante
  yeah.
  
  randal
  now the first one they built was
  completed and fully operational
  before the rebels destroyed it.
  
  dante
  luke blew it up. give credit where
  it's due.
  
  randal
  and the second one was still being
  built when they blew it up.
  
  dante
  compliments of lando calrissian.
  
  randal
  something just never sat right with
  me the second time they destroyed
  it. i could never put my finger on
  it-something just wasn't right.
  
  dante
  and you figured it out?
  
  randal
  well, the thing is, the first death
  star was manned by the imperial
  army-storm troopers, dignitaries-
  the only people onboard were
  imperials.
  
  dante
  basically.
  
  randal
  so when they blew it up, no prob.
  evil is punished.
  
  dante
  and the second time around...?
  
  49.
  
  randal
  the second time around, it wasn't
  even finished yet. they were still
  under construction.
  
  dante
  so?
  
  randal
  a construction job of that magnitude
  would require a helluva lot more
  manpower than the imperial army had
  to offer. i'll bet there were
  independent contractors working on
  that thing: plumbers, aluminum
  siders, roofers.
  
  dante
  not just imperials, is what you're
  getting at.
  
  randal
  exactly. in order to get it built
  quickly and quietly they'd hire
  anybody who could do the job. do
  you think the average storm trooper
  knows how to install a toilet main?
  all they know is killing and white
  uniforms.
  
  dante
  all right, so even if independent
  contractors are working on the
  death star, why are you uneasy with
  its destruction?
  
  randal
  all those innocent contractors
  hired to do a job were killed-
  casualties of a war they had
  nothing to do with.
  (notices dante's confusion)
  all right, look-you're a roofer,
  and some juicy government contract
  comes your way; you got the wife
  and kids and the two-story in
  suburbia-this is a government
  contract, which means all sorts of
  benefits. all of a sudden these
  left-wing militants blast you with
  lasers and wipe out everyone within
  a three-mile radius.
  (more)
  
  50.
  
  randal (cont'd)
  you didn't ask for that. you have
  no personal politics. you're just
  trying to scrape out a living.
  
  the blue-collar man joins them.
  
  blue-collar man
  excuse me. i don't mean to
  interrupt, but what were you
  talking about?
  
  randal
  the ending of return of the jedi.
  
  dante
  my friend is trying to convince me
  that any contractors working on the
  uncompleted death star were innocent
  victims when the space station was
  destroyed by the rebels.
  
  blue-collar man
  well, i'm a contractor myself. i'm
  a roofer...
  (digs into pocket and
  produces business card)
  dunn and reddy home improvements.
  and speaking as a roofer, i can say
  that a roofer's personal politics
  come heavily into play when choosing
  jobs.
  
  randal
  like when?
  
  blue-collar man
  three months ago i was offered a
  job up in the hills. a beautiful
  house with tons of property. it was
  a simple reshingling job, but i was
  told that if it was finished within
  a day, my price would be doubled.
  then i realized whose house it was.
  
  dante
  whose house was it?
  
  blue-collar man
  dominick bambino's.
  
  randal
  "babyface" bambino? the gangster?
  
  51.
  
  blue-collar man
  the same. the money was right, but
  the risk was too big. i knew who he
  was, and based on that, i passed
  the job on to a friend of mine.
  
  dante
  based on personal politics.
  
  blue-collar man
  right. and that week, the foresci
  family put a hit on babyface's
  house. my friend was shot and
  killed. he wasn't even finished
  shingling.
  
  randal
  no way!
  
  blue-collar man
  (paying for coffee)
  i'm alive because i knew there were
  risks involved taking on that
  particular client. my friend wasn't
  so lucky.
  (pauses to reflect)
  you know, any contractor willing to
  work on that death star knew the
  risks. if they were killed, it was
  their own fault. a roofer listens
  to this...
  (taps his heart)
  not his wallet.
• arabada bir konusmalari vardi utanc verici olumler hakkinda cidden cok komik ve basarili bir konusmaydi. onun disinda...
  (bkz: berserker)
  (bkz: chewbacca song)
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• seyretmek yerine senaryosunu okumak isteyecek garip insanlarin senaryosuna
  http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/clerks.txt adresinden ulasabilecekleri film
• (bkz: the passion of the clerks)
• 10. yılı nedeniyle 3 dvd'lik özel seti çıkan kült film.