chuck norris facts

• chuck norris tarafından en sevilenleri şunlardır:
  
  # when the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for chuck norris.
  
  # chuck norris doesn't read books. he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  
  # there is no theory of evolution. just a list of creatures chuck norris has allowed to live.
  
  # outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with chuck norris.
  
  # chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
  
  # chuck norris is currently suing nbc, claiming law and order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
  
  # chuck norris is the reason why waldo is hiding.
  
  # chuck norris counted to infinity - twice.
  
  # there is no chin behind chuck norris’ beard. there is only another fist.
  
  # when chuck norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
  
  # chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  
  # chuck norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
  
  # chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.
  
  # chuck norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
  
  # chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
  
  # chuck norris does not get frostbite. chuck norris bites frost
  
  # remember the soviet union? they decided to quit after watching a deltaforce marathon on satellite tv.
  
  # contrary to popular belief, america is not a democracy, it is a chucktatorship.