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• mesela soyle bir metin:
  i am big fat jumbo and i like eating so much that i can’t stop eating. i want to come to the us and join your obese forces there. i cant wait till i get there and eat all your food. right now i have 250 kilos and i am planning to gain more. i think the atmosphere in princeton will allow me to expand my size so much that a double bed will not be enough. although i am a very gentle person with a gentle soul, once i have suffocated my boyfriend (actually it was our first date) when i was trying to show my affection by hugging. anyway i hope to marry an american obese person but a white one please. (white trash is accepted) i want to go to a place where i won't be constantly humiliated for being fat, and having the xxxxl size. i am sure i will offer new ways of approching to maths, new doors will be open before ye once you admit me in! take care, dude