canibitch

• eminem'in u didn't care diye şarkı yaparak stan'e gönderme yapan canibus'a sağlam ayar verdiği şarkı. eminem'in yaptığı en sağlam disstir.
  
  [intro]
  "uncle marshall, will you tell us a bedtime story?"
  here we go:
  
  [verse 1]
  now, once upon a time not long ago
  there was a little rapper about to blow
  but his album came, and it was not good
  i think it went lead or double copper, wood
  so these silly little fans, they were misled
  by a nerdy internet computer hip-hop head
  "me and you, clef, we're gonna make some cash
  grab this silver paint and just paint my ass"
  hey mister, would you care to bear witness to
  the ass-whippin i'm about to administer
  to this ass-kissin little vaginal blister?
  stanibus: little marshall mathers' sister
  and in this corner, we have the "mr. not-havin'-it," it's the
  mad, sinister dr. evil, with his bag of tricks for
  this little antagonistic faggot
  dick-sucking ex-ll cool j fan from windsor
  i'm 'bout to murder little kenny-fag-kaniff-sta
  you bastard; i ain't wanna have to diss ya
  canibus, where the fuck you at? i miss ya!
  
  [chorus]
  canibitch, oh, canibitch
  wherefore art thou, canibitch?
  please tell me what happened with
  that style that you were rappin' with
  
  canibitch, oh, canibitch
  are you from los angeles,
  new york, or just a janitor
  from canada? oh, canibitch
  
  [verse 2]
  now, at first, i ain't really understand this shit
  picture me, for a second, and imagine it:
  chillin' in the bat mansion relaxin'
  when all a sudden some bullshit comes across the scanners, it's
  canibitch, on some 'stan lives' shit
  it creeped me out at first; man, this is sick
  but me, bein' just as sick, this conflict
  gets my dick harder than arithmetic
  and i know how you jealous ones envy
  i shoulda knew better from the first few letters you sent me
  the first two letters, you were tellin' me shit like
  you respect me, like any other regular mc
  the third letter, you asked how come i ain't return
  none of the messages at shady records you left me?
  the fourth letter: "slim you're really startin' to upset me"
  the fifth letter told me you were comin' to get me
  the sixth letter, there's a bomb threat on our building
  this crazy motherfucker's really tryin' to kill me
  so i went back and read the first few letters that said
  some shit about a message you left
  oh shit! that's not a e, that's an a!
  this dude wants to leave me a 'massage,' he's gay!
  right away, i'm on the phone with dr. dre:
  "we got a bogey"
  "marshall, i'm on the way"
  
  [chorus]
  
  [verse 3]
  so, in two seconds flat, dre's at my crib
  only thing is, we both know where this kid lives
  and neither one of us have canadian citizenship
  "shit. oh dre, wait a minute, that's it!
  all we gotta do is use a bit of turbo-boost
  we can fly over the border!"
  "let's go!" [whoosh]
  so we're off to toronto and we're gainin' speed [impact, grunt]
  "what was that? oh, jermaine dupri, fuck it."
  keep goin', no time to waste
  "wait, back up. hit him one more time, in case. okay.
  fuck, now he's draggin' under the car. oh, well.
  only thirty more thousand miles!"
  meanwhile, me and dre are tryin' to conversate
  just tryin' to find a reason for the constant hate
  and tryin' to figure out what happened to 'germaine propane'
  "he couldn't have fell off that hard." ain't no way!
  what happened to the way you was rappin' when you was scandalous?
  that canibus turned into a television evangelist!
  plus, he raps with his regular voice [four impacts]
  "what was that?"
  "pet shop boys."
  so, we pull up to the bridge where he last was spotted
  his corpse was still movin', but his ass was rotted
  and he kinda smelled a little like courney love
  i figured if i stick him with a fork, he's done
  so i stabbed him twice. kept jabbin', christ!
  he won't die! this guy's like a battered wife!
  he's like kim: he keeps comin' back for more
  but he won't fight back. i cracked his jaw
  hold up! 'bis, quit foldin' up!
  punch me in the chest, make my shoulders touch,
  do something! at least one punch line!
  come on! till the meter reads nine! nine! nine-
  ty nine percent of my fans are blond!
  'bis, come on, answer me, man, respond!
  tell me 'bout the sun, rain, moon and stars!
  intergalactical metaphors from mars!
  raw to the floor, raw like "reservoir dogs"!
  bite another line from redman's song!
  suddenly, the stub of a dead man's arm from a midget
  reaches out from under the car, it's j.d.!
  this motherfucker won't die, neither!
  dre starts sprayin' him with cans of ether
  we swamped the bitch in it; stomped the bitch again
  "compton!"
  "detroit, bitch, talk some shit again! stomp him!"
  "switch feet!"
  "stomp him!"
  "switch again!"
  "dre, all right, he's dead, dog, quit kickin' him!
  i think stanibus jumped off the bridge again!" ("ahh!")
  "damn"
  "he disappeared, yo, he's gone, he did it again!"
  
  [chorus]