fuck

• "perhaps one of the most intersting words in the english language today is the word "fuck". out of all of the english words that begin with a letter "f", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f word". it's the one magical word. just by it's sound you can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
  
  fuck, as most words in the english language, is derived from german: the word "frichen", which means "to strike."
  
  in english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
  
  as a transitive verb for instance:
  john fucked shirley.
  
  as an intransitive verb:
  shirley fucks.
  
  its meaning is not always sexual. it can be used as an adjective:
  john is doing all the fucking work.
  
  as part of an adverb:
  shirley talks too fucking much.
  
  as an adverb enhancing an adjective:
  shirley is fucking beautiful.
  
  as a noun:
  i don't give a fuck.
  
  as part of a word:
  abso-fucking-lutely or in-fucking-credible.
  
  and as almost every word in a sentence:
  fuck the fucking fuckers!
  
  as you must realise there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing the situations such as:
  
  fraud:
  i got fucked at the used car a lot.
  
  dismay:
  oh, fuck it!
  
  trouble:
  i guess i'm really fucked now.
  
  aggression:
  don't fuck with me, buddy!
  
  difficulty:
  i don't understand this fucking question.
  
  inquiry:
  who the fuck was that?
  
  dissatisfaction:
  i don't like what the fuck is going on here.
  
  incompetence:
  he's a fuck-off.
  
  dismissal:
  why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?
  
  i'm sure you can think of many more examples.
  
  with all of these multi-purpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word? we say "use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech." it will identify the quality of your character immediately. say it loudly and proudly: fuck youu!"
  
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