union

• union
  
  tell me mirror, mirror on the wall
  who's the sickest sex pistol of them all?
  is it johnny rotten? i don't know
  i'd really like to ask him, but he drives me up the wall
  now take old sidney vicious, he's a clown
  he'd turn his mother in for less than half a crown
  but i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  but i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  now take my mate, old cookie, he's off his head
  just give him his daily mirror and a pint of whatney's red
  now here comes stevie jonesy, he's a slag
  he loves to get his knob sucked wrapped in a union jack
  but i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  never trust a hippie, they killed bambi
  we gave a little filth and fury for all your mugs to see
  there's nothing like the real thing, so they say
  just like a creepy cockroach, we'll never fade away
  but i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  i wish i had a union
  
  neurotic outsiders