shores of california

• ikinci dresden dolls albümü olan yes, virginiadan en favori şarkımdır kendisi:
  
  he’s been trying with limited success
  to get this girl to let him get into her dress
  but every time he thinks he’s getting close
  she threatens death before he gets a chance
  
  that’s the way it is in minnesota
  and that’s the way it is in oklahoma
  that’s the way it’s been since protozoa
  first climbed onto the shores of california
  
  she’s been trying with limited success
  to get him to turn out the lights and dance
  cause like any girl all she really wants
  is that fickle little bitch romance
  that fickle little bitch romance
  
  and that is why a girl is called a tease
  and that is why a guy is called a sleaze
  and that’s why god made escort agencies
  one life to live and mace and ghb
  
  and that’s the way it is in minnesota
  that’s the way it is in oklahoma homa
  that’s the way since the animals and noah
  first climbed onto shores of california
  
  must not be too kind
  stop thinking love is blind
  clench your fists, yeah right
  she's just not my type
  
  why all these conflicting specifications
  maybe to prevent overpopulation
  all i know is that all around the nation
  the girls are cryin’ and boys are masturbatin’
  
  that’s the way it is in minnesota
  and that’s the way it is in oklahoma homa
  the way since aristophanes and homer
  wrote the iliad and lysistrata
  
  that’s the way it is in minnesota
  and that’s the way it is in oklahoma homa
  that’s the way since the ancient protozoa
  first climbed onto the shores of california
• (bkz: pebble beach)