chuck norris facts

• chuck norris once visited 'virgin islands', its now 'the islands'
  chuck norris died ten years ago, but grim reaper can't get up the courage to tell him
  chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird
  the reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with chuck norris
  chuck norris can tie his shoes with his feet
  once a cobra bit chuck norris' leg. after five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.