red dwarf

• arnold j. rimmer anısına;
  
  if you're in trouble, he will save the day
  he's brave and he's fearless, come what may
  without him, the mission would go astray
  
  he's arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer
  without him, life would be much grimmer
  he's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
  he will never need a zimmer
  
  he's arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer
  more reliable than a garden strimmer
  he's never been mistaken for yul brynner
  he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
  
  master of the wit and the repartee
  his command of space directives is uncanny
  how come he's such a genius? don't ask me
  
  ask arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer
  he's also a fantastic swimmer
  and if you play your cards right
  then he just might come round for dinner
  
  [he's arnold, arnold, arnold rimmer
  no rhymes left now apart from quimmer
  we hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer
  fade out you stupid plimmer]
  
  sevgiyle anıyoruz kendisini,
  alnımıza <caps> h </caps> yapıştırarak.