franz ferdinand

• security 1 (madison square garden): so who’s the band here tonight?
  security 2. franz fernando...
  security 3: nah, i think it’s ferdinand...
  security 1: i hear they’re jewish...
  security 2: no, they’re swedish...
  security 3: they’re scottish!
  security 2: yeah, you know... around there somewhere... it’s sponsored by clear channel...
  security 1: yeah and i hear it’s gonna be loud...