what's my age again

• i took her out
  it was a friday night
  i wore cologne to get the feeling right
  
  we started making out
  and she took off my pants
  but then i turned on the tv
  
  and that's about the time she walked away from me
  nobody likes you when you're 23
  and i'm still more amused by tv shows
  what the hell is a d d?
  my friends say i should act my age
  whats my age again? whats my age again?
  
  but later on
  on the drive home
  i called her mom from a pay phone
  i said i was the cops
  and your husbands in jail
  the state looks down on sodomy
  
  and that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
  nobody likes you when you're 23
  and i'm still more amused by prank phone calls
  what the hell is call i.d.^*?
  my friends say i should act my age
  whats my age again? whats my age again?
  
  and that's about the time she walked away from me
  nobody likes you when you're 23
  and you still act like you're in freshman year
  what the hell is wrong with me?
  my friends say i should act my age
  whats my age again? (whats my age again?)
  
  that's about the time that she broke up with me
  no one should take themselves so seriously
  with many years ahead to fall in love
  why would you wish down on me
  i never want to act my age
  whats my age again? whats my age again?
  
  what s my age again?