living with a hernia

• weird al yankovic tarafından livin in america şarkısı için yazılmış parodi versiyonu. sözleride söyledir:
  
  help me out! dig!
  all i do is grunt and groan
  hurts me to walk anywhere
  went to see my physician, dr. jones
  he took my trousers off, told me to cough
  doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
  he tells me any day i might have to wear a truss
  
  living with a hernia
  all the time, such aggravation
  living with a hernia
  gonna be my ruination
  living with a hernia
  got to have an operation
  feel so old
  
  too much bad pain
  good gawd, drives me insane
  can't run, barely crawl
  got a bulge in my intestinal wall
  walk real funny, bless my soul
  can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl
  you can't even do the splits now... say it!
  better call it quits now
  now i'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow
  
  living with a hernia
  hurts me bad in a tender location
  living with a hernia
  had enough humiliation
  living with a hernia
  got to have an operation
  
  i live with a hernia
  can't get up, can't bend over
  now i live with a hernia
  wait a minute...
  you may not be familiar with the common types
  of hernias that you could get
  so just settle down, let me clue you in
  there's incomplete
  epigastric
  bladder
  strangulated
  lumbar hernia
  richter's hernia
  obstructed
  inguinal and direct
  
  living with a hernia...rupture!
  i said it's causin' me such irritation
  living with a hernia
  have to have my medication
  living with a hernia
  i feel bad!
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