chuck norris facts

• chuck norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is.
• "the truth is out there" implies the chuck norris truth! he is out there.
  
  chuck norris uses his own language, others hear him in their own languages. (el emeği göz nuru)
  
  kişisel edit: bu cümleleri benden önce yazan olmuş benzerlerini her hakkı saklı olmayabilirmiş yani...
• http://burnmytime.com/chucknorris/?top
• * chuck norris was tom's 1st friend on myspace
  * chuck norris can be divided by zero!
  * chuck norris knows the exact location of carmen sandiego
  * chuck noris uses web 4.0
  * chuck norris can email .exe files
  * chuck norris is watching big brother
  * chuck norris found nemo
  * chuck norris is the one who killed kenny^*
  * chuck norris enters the matrix with administrator as username.
• * chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he has never cried.
  * chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
  * chuck norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. if you’re still alive, it’s because chuck norris loves you.
  * chuck norris isn’t hung like a horse. horses are hung like chuck norris.
  * if you can see chuck norris, he can see you. if you can’t see chuck norris you may be only seconds away from death.
  * rather than being birthed like a normal child, chuck norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
  * there are no disabled people. only people who have met chuck norris.
  * chuck norris can win a game of monopoly without owning any property.
  * there is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures chuck norris allows to live.
  * chuck norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
  * in an average living room there are 1,242 objects chuck norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  * chuck norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
  * when chuck norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
  * chuck norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
  * when chuck norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. the water gets chuck norris instead.
  * chuck norris can divide by zero.
  * chuck norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. at night.
  * when chuck norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
• beni hala güldüren gerçeklerdir. ayrıca sitede chuck norris'in kendi seçtiği favorileri de görülebiliyor. yenilerden bazıları:
  
  chuck norris invented the apple.
  
  chuck norris can lick his elbow.
  
  chuck norris can lick his own elbows. at the same time.
  
  when chuck norris picks his nose, he really does find gold.
  
  bigfoot takes pictures of chuck norris.
  
  chuck norris once played russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
  
  chuck norris is allowed to talk about fight club.^*
  
  chuck norris understands the ending of 2001: a space odyssey.
  
  chuck norris is a stunt double for optimus prime.
• yakın zamanda gördüğüm bir tanesi, noktayı koymuştur:
  
  "chuck norris does not check his closet for bogeyman... he checks it for zaraki kenpachi."
• •chuck norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people.
  
  •chick norris knows the last digit of pi.
  
  •chuck norris once went to the virgin islands. now they are known just as the islands
  
  •chuck norris can do 1000 push ups.............................................. with out using arms
• "chuck norris was originally considered for the lead role in 24. but after killing all of the terrorists in 12 minutes and 43 seconds, the producers decided to go with someone else." - creators of 24
  
  (bkz: britanya'nın köpeğiyim ondan ingilizce yazıyorum)
• (bkz: sözlüğün ingilizce düzeyi)