chuck norris facts

• -chuck norris was in all 6 star wars movies............... as the force.
  
  -chuck norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
  
  -chuck norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  
  -the original title for alien vs. predator was alien and predator vs chuck norris. the film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. no one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
  
  -there used to be a street named after chuck norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses chuck norris and lives.
  
  -chuck norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
  
  -at halloween, ghosts and monsters sit around the campfire telling chuck norris stories...
  
  -some magicans can walk on water, chuck norris can swim through land.
  
  -chuck norris once uppercut a horse...that horse is now known as the giraffe.