avenue q

• 6. the internet is for porn
  
  -kate-
  the internet is really really great
  
  -trekkie monster-
  for porn
  
  -kate-
  i’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn
  
  -kate-
  huh?
  there's always some new site,
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn!
  i browse all day and night
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn!
  
  -kate-
  it's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn!
  
  -kate-
  trekkie!
  
  -trekkie-
  the internet is for porn
  
  -kate-
  trekkie!
  
  -trekkie-
  the internet is for porn,
  
  -kate-
  what are you doing!?
  
  -trekkie-
  why you think the net was born?
  porn porn porn
  
  -kate-
  treee—kkie!
  
  -trekkie-
  oh hello kate monster
  
  -kate-
  you are ruining my song
  
  -trekkie-
  oh me sorry, me no mean to
  
  -kate-
  well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
  
  -trekkie-
  me no talkie
  
  -kate-
  good
  i’m glad we have this new technology
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn
  
  -kate-
  which gives us untold opportunity
  
  -trekkie-
  for por—oops, sorry
  
  -kate-
  right from you own desktop
  
  -trekkie-
  for...
  
  -kate-
  you can research browse and shop
  until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
  
  -trekkie-
  for porn!!
  
  -kate-
  trekkie!
  
  -trekkie-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -kate-
  noooo
  
  -trekkie-
  the internet if for porn!
  
  -kate-
  trekkie
  
  -trekkie-
  me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
  
  -kate-
  that’s gross you’re a pervert
  
  -trekkie-
  ah, sticks and stones kate monster
  
  -kate-
  no really, your a pervert
  normal people don’t sit at home and look
  at porn on the internet
  
  -trekkie-
  ohhhh?
  
  -kate-
  what?!
  
  -trekkie-
  you have no idea
  ready normal people?
  
  -normal people-
  ready--- ready ----ready
  
  -trekkie-
  let me hear it!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -princeton-
  sorry kate
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -princeton-
  i masturbate!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  all these guys unzip their flies
  for porn, porn, porn!
  
  -kate-
  the internet is not for porn!!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  porn!, porn, p---
  
  -kate-
  hold on a second!
  now i know for a fact that you, rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
  
  -rob-
  that’s correct.
  
  -kate-
  and brian, you buy things on amazon.com
  
  -brian-
  sure!
  
  -kate-
  and gary, you keep selling your possesions on ebay
  
  -gary-
  yes i do!
  
  -kate-
  and princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
  
  -princeton-
  true!
  
  -trekkie-
  oh, but kate-
  what you think he do . . .after? hmm?
  
  -princeton-
  . .yeah
  
  -kate-
  eeewwwww!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -kate-
  gross!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -kate-
  i hate porn
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  grab your dick and double click
  
  -kate-
  i hate you men!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  for porn, porn, porn!
  (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
  
  -kate-
  i’m leaving!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  porn, porn, porn, porn
  porn, porn, porn, porn
  
  -kate-
  i hate the internet!
  
  -trekkie and guys-
  porn, porn, porn, porn
  
  -trekkie-
  the internet is for
  
  -trekkie and some-
  the internet is for
  
  -trekkie and all-
  the internet is for porn!
  
  -trekkie-
  yeah!