homer simpson

• turgay şeren'in sarı versiyonu.
• bowlingi çok sever.
• "if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. now, quiet! they're about to announce the lottery numbers." diyen yuce karakter.
• zaafları ile insanları gülme krizlerine sokan baba.
  bir anlamda light bir bukowski.
• homer simpson:
  
  age: 36
  weight: between 239 and 260 lbs.
  occupation: worker drone / safety inspector, sector 7g, springfield nuclear power plant. (holds plant record for most years worked at an entry-level position.)
  awards: the c. montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence ( after burns found out homer was sterile hue to radiation exposure), employee of the month at the springfield nuclear power plant (after saving the plant from meltdown), springfield power nuclear plant belching contest winner, grammy award for "outstanding soul, spoken word, or barbershop of the year" for his work with the be sharps. high school reunion trophies for most weight gained, most hair lost, most improved odor, and person who travelled least distance.
  favorite foods: donuts, pork rinds light, krusty burgers, pork chops, steak, bulk seafood, and honey roasted peanuts.
  favorite beverage: duff.
  surgeries: a triple bypass operation, resulting from his love of the aforementioned foods.
  favorite pasttime: sitting on the couch while watching tv and drinking beer.
  favorite store: the kwik-e-mart.
  says: "d'oh!" when upset, "mmm..." when tempted.
  
  kaynak için (bkz: a complete guide to our favorite family)^*
• (bkz: trawmatolog)^*
• (bkz: copy paste in ustasiyim gozlerinin hastasiyim)
• bizi hayvanlardan ayıran en önemli özellik, verdiğimiz sözü tutmamızdır. -homer simpson
• en cok sevdigi kisi kucuk kızı maggie'dir. hatta springfield nukleer istasyonundaki odasında 3 duvar onun resimleriyle susludur. aslında cok sevecen bir babadır.
  
  ayrıca karısı margeın her hamile kalısında saclarını yolmustur: sırasıyla bartta sacları azalmıs, lisada kellesme ilerlemis ve maggiede de geriye 3-5 tel kalmıstır.
• (bkz: homerlik yapmak)