eric hartman ^*

• full metal jacketda ki sapık eğitim çavuşu. ilk başta komik bir tipmiş gibi görünse de bir kaç sahnede beynine kurşunu sıkmak istersiniz.
  ayrıca bağlantılı olarak (bkz: eric cartman)
• adinin dogru yazilisi eric hartmann seklindedir..ikinci dunya savasi sirasinda 352^** ucak dusurerek dunyanin en buyuk hava asi^* unvanina sahip alman pilot..
• (bkz: sergeant hartman)
• yeni role-model'im. ^*
• "what is your major malfunction, numbnuts? didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?" sözünün sahibi kel onbaşı.
• full metal jacket'ın en samimi, en gerçek karakterlerinden biri, idolüm.^* itin götüne sokmak deyimine en güzel, en nadide örnekleri veren eğitim çavuşu.
  buyrunuz;
  "tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. you will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. your days of finger-banging ol' mary j. rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are over!"
  
  "holy dog shit. texas? only steers and queers come from texas, private cowboy. and you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. do you suck dicks?"
  
  "get your fat ass up there! i'll bet if there was some pussy up there you would get up there, wouldn't you?"
  
  "you little scumbag! i got your name! i got your ass! you will not laugh! you will not cry! you will learn by the numbers. i will teach you! now get up! get on your feet! you had best unfuck yourself or i will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!"
  
  "today... is christmas! there will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! chaplain charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer communism with the aid of god and a few marines! god has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!"
  
  kaynak: imdb^*
• --- spoiler ---
  
  private pyle tarafından tuvalette öldürülen psikopat çavuş. önceden hazırladığı lafları askerleri ezer:
  
  --- spoiler ---
  
  sgt hartman: how tall are you, private?
  pvt cowboy: sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
  sgt hartman: i did not know they stacked shit that high.
• boemerang isimli programda konuğunun sesine gülen sunucudur. işin garip yani stüdyodaki izleyicilerin hiçbirinin gülmeyişidir. ben olsam kesin gülerdim.
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxf3wx5npxu
• "there is no racial bigotry here. i do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. here you are all equally worthless."
  
  şu repliğiyle gönlümüzde taht kuran eğitim çavuşudur.
• gomer pyle'a yaptıklarına, yanlış ve acımasızca bulsam da, gülmekten kendimi alamadığım, full metal jacket filmindeki manyak eğitim çavuşu