george costanza replikleri

• victoria: are you sure you don't wanna come up, i mean, it's only nine thirty.
  george: i don't think we should. we really don't know each other very well.
  victoria: who are you, george costanza?
  george: i'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met.
• george: you don't speak any english?
  housekeeper: no english.
  george: i would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
  (no reaction) you don't understand! it's a miracle!
• "the most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.i mean, life is tough. it takes up a lot of your time. what do u get at the end of it? a death. what is that, a bonus ?!? i think the life cycle is all backwards. you should die first , get it out of the way. then you go live in an old age home. you get kicked out for being too healthy , go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. you work forty years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. you drink alcohol , you party, and you get ready for highschool. you go to primary school, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last nine months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!! amen"
• louise: george, i can't have sex.
  george: with me or in general?
  louise: i went to the doctor today. i have mono.
  george: nucleosis.
  louise: oh i hope it's not a problem for you.
  george: no, no, pff... how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?
  
  (the abstinence)
• (bkz: its not you its me)
• (bkz: george costanza)
• " - george likes his spicy chicken."
  " - i missed up on the make-up sex."
• i'm losin it!!!!!!
• "jerry, i'll tell you one thing... it's not a lie, as long as you believe it"
• "i'm speechless jerry, speechless... i have no speech".