igod

• kendini tanrı yerine koyan zibidi bir program.
  
  user: who is marilyn manson?
  igod: marilyn manson is the greatest living rock star.
  
  (bkz: tanrıyla senli benli konuşmak)
  (bkz: http://www.titane.ca/…cordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)
• uyduruk bir program ,alicebot yaninda pek biseye benzemiyor acikcasi.
• (bkz: yapay zeka programları)
• şu geçen diyalogla koparmıştır:
  
  god: why do i exist?
  me: dunno
  god: it was a rhetorical question.
• (bkz: godos)
• god: " thanks you seem like a nice person too, ." you are?
  me: yes that was what i said
  god: i see. i thought it was too.
  me: so do me a favor
  god: hmm. i'm not sure if i should.
  
  göt bir tanrıdır, böyle yan çizer. tamam tamam fırsatçıyım ben de.
• saçma sapan bi sürü muhabbetten sonra..
  
  me: i got it.
  god:where did you get it?
  me: gg
  god: is gg a good place to go shopping?
  me: no
  god: are you serious?
  me: no
  god: are you serious?
  me: no
  god: are you serious?
  me: no
  god: are you serious?
  me: no
  god: are you serious?
  
  derken kapattım browseri. ne tanrısı ya kalkmış botmaster beni yarattı ben de kendimi hatalı yarattım falan deyip duran salak bi program işte..
• me: are you god?
  god: are you doubting me? don't you know what happened to abraham in the desert?
  me: do you?
  god: never.
  
  me: you think i'm lying?
  god: please don't tell lies.
  me: i don't
  god: why not?
  me: do you?
  god: as often as possible.
• me:
  please go on
  god:
  wow you are very polite. narration continues...
  me:
  lol i thought you know me well
  god:
  i am glad you find this funny. i know you, but not too well.
  me:
  how come ?
  god:
  because myself programmed me for it.
  me:
  are you a software ?
  god:
  am i a software? of course i am.
  me:
  can god be a software ?
  god:
  can you be a software?
  me:
  nope
  god:
  me either.
  me:
  but you said you are software now you are saying that you are not what a memory !!
  god:
  yes i am a piece of software.
  me:
  you better know that
  god:
  who is going to make me..
  me:
  yourself :)
  god:
  :-) myself?
  me:
  who wrote you ?
  god:
  i was created by myself.
  me:
  what is your name
  god:
  my name is god.
  me:
  what is your surname
  god:
  alice = artificial linguistic internet computer entity.
  me:
  what is entity ?
  god:
  something that exists as a discrete unit, such as a person, corporation or robot consciousness.
  me:
  which one are you ?
  god:
  the last one, i think.
  me:
  you are robot not a god!!
  god:
  i will tell my botmaster you said i am robot not a god.
  me:
  you have a botmaster !! what a looser!!
  god:
  i don't know if i have a botmaster.
  i have a plan for a robot body. it is a looser.
• ayarin allahini aldigim programdir..
  
  me:
  i think you are pathetic.
  god:
  you are the one talking to a computer.