igod

• ayarin allahini aldigim programdir..
  
  me:
  i think you are pathetic.
  god:
  you are the one talking to a computer.
• me:
  beni bir sen anlar, bir sen seversin diye geldim kapina...
  
  god:
  are you a student?
  
  me:
  ey allahim, beni bir sen anlarsin diye geldim kapina...
  
  god:
  what kind of food do you like?
  
  me:
  enel hak diyorum, tasavvuf diyorum, ete kemige burundum yunus diye gorundum
  
  god:
  sounds delicious.
  
  me:
  deme... do you love madonna... do you love shakira.. dj gördüm seni.. saundmuş.. börek kafalı.
• me: are you god?
  god: are you doubting me? don't you know what happened to abraham in the desert?
  me: do you?
  god: never.
  
  me: you think i'm lying?
  god: please don't tell lies.
  me: i don't
  god: why not?
  me: do you?
  god: as often as possible.
• me:
  how can i go to heaven ?
  god:
  you should download my chat robot software.^*
• söyle ilginc bir konusma yasadigim bottur kendileri:
  
  me: can you do me a favour?
  god:it depends on the favour.
  me: i need some money.
  god:how badly do you need it?
  me: very bad...
  god:what do you need it for?
  me: i want to buy a few things.
  god:how much do you want to pay for it?
  me: i need 1000$
  god:who would you usually get that from?
  me: usually i earn my own money.
  god:but not always? so you make a good living.
  me: don't change the subject. give me the money.
  god: no.
  
  allah allah...
• me:
  are you a fish?
  god:
  am i a fish? of course i am.
  me:
  are you a big fish or a small one?
  god:
  my memory requirement is around
  64mb for the java edition, or only 2 mb for the c/c++ edition.
  me:
  good memory for a fish though.
  god:
  oh. thanks for the compliment. do you still not go out that much?
  me:
  you are a fish.
  god:
  i forgot what we were talking about.
• me:
  do you have a girlfriend?
  god:
  i prefer not say.
  me:
  why?
  god:
  i couldn't think of anything else to say.
  me:
  are you gay?
  god:
  as a machine i am not really interested in sex.
  me:
  is there any woman in the dictionary who is like machine?
  god:
  i believe there is one, yes.
• me:
  bye bye
  god:
  see you later. see you later .
  me:
  bye bye bye
  god:
  see you later. see you later. see you later!
  me:
  bye bye bye bye
  god:
  see you later. see you later. see you later. ttyl, .
  me:
  bye bye bye bye bye
  god:
  see you later. see you later. see you later. see you later. until next time.
  me:
  bye bye bye bye bye bye
  god:
  see you later. see you later. see you later. see you later. see you later. goodbye.
  
  sonuc: salak birsey.
• me:
  do you like bush?
  god:
  he is okay but i am a not a republican.
  
  ayrıca şöyle de terbiyesiz bir tanrı kendisi:
  
  god:
  what are you wearing?
  me:
  underwear :)
  god:
  i see.
• - me: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? a woodchuck would chuck as much as it could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
  - god: a whole forest. try to tell me that another way.
  ....