koparan coupling replikleri

• çok çeşitli olsalar da, özellikle jeff'ten gelen aforizmalar bünyeyi koparmaktadır:
  
  men are not people. we're disgustoids in human form! women think we're normal. because we talk to them like normal people. we say "hello".. "how are you?".."haven't seen you in this place before..".."what kind of music do you like?".. but all the time in our brains, we've got the word "breasts" on a loop. if we ever lost control for a second, we'd all start shouting "breasts! breasts! breasts! breasts!.."
• coupling de geçen repliklerin büyük bir çoğunlugudur.
  the man with two legs adlı bölümde;
  "i've got the key to the gates of paradise but i've got too many legs"
  ve sonrasında jeff'in sol ayağına dönüp "you bastard" diye sövdüğü kısım bu repliklere bir örnektir.
• sally, patrick'e ile sadece arkadaş olabileceklerini anlatmaya çalışmaktadır:
  sally: patrick, what do you call people you go out with but don't try to sleep with?
  patrick: men?
  
  jeff, insanın gay olmasının avantajlarını anlatmaktadır:
  -ıt must be a lot easier being gay. sex must be a piece of piss if you're gay. ıf you're gay, see...if you're gay, masturbation is practice. y'know, you can have a good old practice on your own, and then later, when you're ready, when you've got the hang of it, you have a go on someone else's. ıt's a piece of piss....see, it's different...it's different when you're a straight bloke. when we finally get our hands on the gear, let me tell you, it's not a drill. gays have their own practice kit, but you don't get any practice women. we're supposed to fly those babies the first time we get in 'em!
  
  steve'in lesbian spank inferno adlı bir porno video kaseti ortaya çıkmıştır ve steve koparan monoloğuna başlar:
  jill: how could you possibly enjoy a film like that?
  steve: oh, because it's got naked women in it! look, ı like naked women! ı'm a bloke! ı'm supposed to like them! we're born like that. we like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. look, it's the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche. we like: naked women, stockings, lesbians, and sean connery best as james bond. because that is what being a bloke is. and if you don't like it, darling, join the film collective. look: i want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of the table here. but that does not stop me wanting to see several thousand more naked bottoms before ı die. because that's what being a bloke is. when man invented fire, he didn't say "hey, let's cook!" he said: "great! now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!" as soon as caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of - hey! - naked bottoms. we've turned the ınternet into an enormous international database of... naked bottoms. so, you see, the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. frankly, girls, ı'm not so sure how insulted you really ought to be.
• jeff'in giggle loop konseptini açıklayıcı repliklerdir. şöyle ki:
  
  patrick: what's a giggle loop?
  jeff: don't! don't ask! to know about the giggle loop is to become part of the giggle loop.
  steve: i think we can take it.
  jeff: you're not ready for the giggle loop.
  (a few beers later)
  basically it's like a feedback loop. you're somewhere quiet. there's people. it's a solemn occasion. a wedding! no! it's a minute silence for someone who's died.
  steve: right?
  jeff: ok, a minute silence ticking away. the giggle loop begins! suddenly, out of nowhere this thought comes into your head: "the worst thing i could possibly do during a minute silence is laugh." and as soon as you think that you almost do laugh, automatic reaction. but you don't! you control yourself. you're fine! but then you think how terrible it would have been if you'd laughed out loud in the middle of a minute silence. and so you nearly do it again only this time it's a bigger laugh. and then you think how awful this bigger laugh would have been and so you nearly laugh again only this time it's a very big laugh. it's an enormous laugh. let this bastard out and you get whiplash. and suddenly you're in the middle of this completely silent room and your shoulders are going like you're drilling the road and when you think of this situation? oh dear christ, you think it's funny!
• unflushable efendim. koparmıştı zamanında. bir kelime ile bu kadar çok şey anlatılabilir mi?
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7noq3-tcb8
• jeff üniversite zamanında jenny turbot adlı hatunun telefon numarasının yazılı olduğu kağıdı ele geçirdikten sonra şunu söyler :" o kağıt bana bir aylık cinsel huzur verdi.yırtılmadan önce kızı aradım "