101 big dick jokes

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  1- my dick is so big; there's still snow on it in the summertime
  2- my dick is so big, i went to the viper room and my dick got right in. i had to stand there and argue with the doorman.
  3- my dick is so big; i have to call it mr. dick in front of company.
  4- my dick is so big; it wont return spielberg's calls
  5- my dick is so big; it graduated a year ahead of me in high school
  6- my dick has an elevator and a lobby
  7- my dick has better credit than i do
  8- my dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when i come
  9- my dick is so big; it was once overthrown by a military coup. it's now known as the democratic republic of my dick
  10- my dick is so big, it has casters
  11- my dick is so big; i'm already fucking a girl tomorrow
  12- my dick is so big; ships use it to find their way into the harbor
  13- my dick is so big; there was once a movie named after it godzilla vs my dick
  14- my dick is so big; it lives next door
  15- my dick is so big; entered it in a big dick contest and it came in first, second and third
  16- my dick is so big; it votes!
  17- my dick is so big; it is a better dresser than i am
  18- my dick is so big; it has a three-picture deal
  19- my dick is so big; that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures
  20- my dick is so big; henry aaron used it to hit his 750th homerun
  21- my dick runs the 440 in fifteen seconds
  22- my dick is the walrus koo koo ka joob
  23- no matter where i go, my dick always gets there first
  24- my dick takes longer lunches than i do
  25- my dick contributed $50,000 to the national democratic committee
  26- my dick was once ambassador to china
  27- my dick is so big; it's gone condo
  28- my dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt it's knee
  29- my dick was almost drafted by the cleveland browns, but art modell didn’t want a bigger dick on the team
  30- my dick is so big; i use the eiffel tower as a french tickler
  31- my dick is so big; when it rains; the head of my dick doesn’t get wet
  32- my dick is so big; i could wear it as a tie if i wasn’t so afraid of getting a hard on and killing myself.
  33- my dick is so big; i have to use an elastic zipper
  34- my dick is so big; it has feet
  35- my dick is so big; a homeless family lives underneath it
  36- my dick is so big; it takes four fat women and a team of clydesdales to jack me off
  37- my dick is so big; my mother was in labor for three extra days
  38- my dick is so big; they use the bullet train to test my condoms
  39- my dick is so big; it has investors
  40- my dick is so big; it seats six
  41- my dick is so big; i use a hula-hoop as a cock ring.
  42- my dick is so big; we use it at parties as a limbo pole
  43- my dick is so big; king kong is going to crawl up it in the next remake
  44- my dick is so big; it has an opening act
  45- my dick is so big; i can fuck an elevator shaft
  46- my dick is so big; it has its own wheaties box
  47- my dick is so big; i have to cook it breakfast in the mornings
  48- my dick is so big; the city had to carve a hole in the middle of it so cars could get through
  49- my dick is so big; every time i get hard i cause a solar eclipse
  50- my dick is so big; it only plays arenas
  51- my dick is so big; it needs an airplane warning light
  52- my dick is so big; it was once set on fire for a dino di laurentis movie
  53- my dick is so big; if you cut it in half you can tell how old i am
  54- my dick is so big; trump owns it
  55- my dick is so big; we are all a part of it and its all a part of us
  56- my dick is so big; i can never sit in the front row
  57- my dick is so big; it has its own dick and even my dicks dick is bigger than your dick
  58- my dick is so big you cant blow me without a ladder
  59- my dick is so big; it only does one show a night
  60- my dick is so big; you can ski down it
  61- my dick is so big; it has an elbow
  62- my dick is so big; i have to check it as luggage when i fly
  63- my dick is so big; it has a personal trainer
  64- my dick is so big; that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks
  65- my dick is so big; it has a retractable dome
  66- my dick is so big; it has stairs up the center like the statue of liberty
  67- my dick is so big; there's a sneaker named "air my dick "
  68- my dick is so big; i'm its bitch
  69- my dick is so big; it's against the law to fuck me without protective headgear
  70- my dick is so big; i could fuck a tuba
  71- my dick is so big; stephen hawking has a theory about it
  72- my dick is so big; it has its own gravity
  73- nasa once launched a space probe to search for the tip of my dick
  74- my dick is so big; it's impossible to see all of it without a satellite
  75- my dick is so big; the inside of my dick contains billions and billions of stars
  76- my dick is so big; it has a spine
  77- my dick is so big; it has a basement
  78- my dick is so big; movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large and my dick
  79- my dick is so big; it is more muscular than i am
  80- my dick is so big; it has cable
  81- my dick is so big; it violates 17 zoning laws
  82- my dick is so big; it has a 50-yard line
  83- my dick is so big; it has its own page on the sierra club calendar
  84- my dick is so big; i was once in ohio and i got a blowjob in tennessee
  85- my dick is so big; las vegas casinos fly it into town for free
  86- my dick is so big; i can braid it
  87- my dick is so big; that when it's eastern standard time at the tip, its central in my balls
  88- my dick is so big; i painted the foreskin red, white and blue and used it as a flag
  89- my dick is so big; i can sit on it
  90- my dick is so big; it can chew gum
  91- my dick is so big; it only tips with hundreds
  92- my dick is so big; the carnegie deli named a sandwich after it, actually two sandwiches
  93- my dick is so big; the city was going to build a statue of it but they ran out of cement
  94- my dick is so big; michael jackson wants to build an amusement park on it
  95- my dick is so big; when i get hard my eyebrows get pulled to my neck
  96- my dick is so big; you're standing on it
  97- my dick is so big; it only comes into work when it fells like it
  98- my dick is so big; it plays golf with the president
  99- my dick is so big; it charges money for an autograph
  100- my dick is so big; it has an agent. my dick's people will call your people. let's have lunch with my dick
  101- my dick is so big; it's right behind you