eat my shorts
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me$hur bart simpson repligi..
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(bkz: kıçımı ye)
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(bkz: vescere bracis meis)
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copyright'ı john bender'a aittir. (c)
--- spoiler ---
richard vernon: you're not fooling anybody, bender. the next screw that falls out is gonna be you.
john bender: (mumbling) eat my shorts.
richard vernon: what was that?
john bender: eat...my...shorts!
richard vernon you just bought yourself another saturday, mister!
john benderr: (scoffs) i'm crushed.
richard vernon: you just bought one more right there!
john bender: well, i'm free the saturday after that. beyond that, i'm gonna have to check my calendar!
richard vernon: good! 'cause it's gonna be filled! we'll keep goin'! you want another one? say the word, just say the word! instead of going to prison, you'll come here! are you through?
john bender: no!
richard vernon: i'm doing society a favor!
john bender: so?
richard vernon: that's another one, right now! i've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! you want another one?
john bender: yes!
richard vernon: you got it! you got another one, right there! that's another one pal!
claire standish: cut it out! (mouthing) stop!
richard vernon: you through?
john bender: not even close, bud!
richard vernon: good! you got one more, right there!
john bender do you really think i give a shit?
richard vernon: another. [vernon and john stare angrily at each other.] you through?
john bender: how many is that?
brian johnson: that's seven, including the one when we first came in and you asked mr. vernon here whether barry manilow knew that he raided his closet.
richard vernon: now it's eight. [to brian] you stay out of it!
brian johnson: excuse me, sir, it's seven.
richard vernon: shut up, peewee! you're mine bender...for two months i gotcha! i gotcha!
john bender: what can i say? i'm thrilled!
richard vernon: oh, i'm sure that's exactly what you want these people to believe. you know something, bender? you ought to spend a little more time trying to do something with yourself and a little less time trying to impress people. you might be better off. all right, that's it! i'm going to be right outside those doors. the next time i hafta come in here, i'm cracking skulls!
--- spoiler ---
(bkz: the breakfast club)
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