subject-o-matique
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yahoo mail kullanıcıları, maillerinin konu bölümüne ne yazacaklarını bilemediklerinde o subject adlı butona bassınlar da yahoo mail onlar adına genellikle eğlenceli, bazen felsefik, bazen de anlamsız konular atayıversin; hatta o butona her basışlarında konu değişiversin diye çıkartılmış yahoo mail hizmetine verilen addır.
hizmet ilk bakışta kullanışsız gözükse de özellikle arkadaş gurupları arasında çevirilen geyik maillerde çok işe yaramaktadır.
bazen de yahoo acaba mailde ne yazdığımı biliyo da mı ilk seferde bu konuyu çıkartıyo bana denecek kadar anlamlı konular geldiği görülmüştür.
son günlerde birbirlerine mail atabilen romantik çiftlerin ((bkz: sevgilisine mail atan kız) ve (bkz: sevgilisine mail atan erkek)) oyun olarak kullanabildiği bir araç olduğu da gözlenmiştir. örneğin ayın 6'sında çıkmaya başlamış bir çift ya da uğurlu sayıları nedense altı olan bir çift yahoo mailin subject butonuna altı defa basildiginda getirdiği konuyu seçip maili öyle yollayabilirler. burada dikkat edilmesi gereken husus ise yahoo mailin bu oyunu çok önceden hissedip konular arasına 'iloveyou' gibi şeyleri yerleştirmiş olmasıdır. (bkz: ben yaptım oradan biliyorum)
son bir ön görü olarak bu subject-o-matique; yakın zamanda listesinde yer alan ve 50 karakterden kısa olan tüm konular için ekşi sözlükte bir başlık göreceğimiz yahoo mail hizmetidir. -
an itibariyle 304 çeşit konu barındırmaktadır. ekşi sözlüğe arama motoru optimizasyonu babında tüm liste ve işte alfabetik olarak huzurlarınızda:
"racecar" spelled backwards
20/20 hearing
a favorite chinese diplomat around the world, crispy prawns cooked with special sauce that actually absorbed into the prawns.
a hip-hop mc performs with improvised rhyme and the spoken word, typically over a thumping beat.
a little pod out of spiral called moonbase
a robot beat me out for employee of the month
about last night...
absotively posilutely
afternoon matinee at the drive-in theater?
age-defying quinines
alarming drop-out rate of sky diving classes
all your platypus are belong to us.
allow myself to introduce...myself
anachronistic antidisestablishmentarianism: a case study
are these edible?
as a youth i used to weep in butcher shops.
asap's fables
asking for your daughter's paw in marriage
astonishing feats of mentalism!
aux armes, citoyens!
bailout rescue plan
be your own boss!!8098
beef brisket bingo
being customer focused
bernard cribbins for president of the universe
big hair for big occasions
black bean chicken, medium spicy
bonsai kitten
boris or brigitte?
bramble bushes and holy rushes
brave, brave sir robin!
broken dinner plates litter the airfields
busted, cold dusted, hot dog, with mustard.
by the power of grayskull!
cannibals are what they eat
care for a foam apple?
carving watermelons on halloween
catch-23
chai tea vs. tai chi
charleston chewy is chewy, louie. but not too chewy.
cheaper to fly to old zealand than new zealand
cinco de mayonnaise
circulate darling, circulate!
clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon
coke, no pepsi. cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...
concern brown bag tix still available!
cooking pork chops in the toaster
cooking with heat
couples welcome
crusade for moorish dignity
curtis, special request from an admirer strymodorus' slave, stealing
cycling over melons
damn these scruples!
dang it! evil triumphs again!
dang! that's the 10th commandment i've broken today
dang...probation denied again!
das boot spoof set in subshop
define "love"
did you or did you not order the code red?!
did you pay the ransom?
did you say yute? what's a yute?
do me a favor, and don't do me anymore favors
do not read
do watch dogs know they're working?
do you suffer from uncontrollable falling down?
dodging serendipities
dodging serendipities
dog snoring: better than a good haircut
don't tempt me to unleash the one-legged space chickens!
dropping science like galileo dropped the orange
due to an imbalance of hormones i have been sick
early bird gets the worm. but what about the early worm?
earn more sessions by sleaving
easy money: snail herd at home!
eating pasta with chopsticks
everything today is about the entire enterprise! front and back lines - inside and out.
expanding the nfl season to 162 games
facts: 1) ninjas are mammals. 2) ninjas fight all the time. 3) the purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
flossing with angel hair pasta
for a fish and finger pie
for self-starters only
foreign excellent raincoat company
four fried chickens and a coke
free an eggroll or a fried crab rangoon
free james brown (not valid with any other offer)
free shakespeare (limit two shakespeare per customer)
fwd: re: fw[2]: re: re: [fwd] joke
geometry and theology
girls, are, wicked awesome.
glossed over funeral arrangements
go hang a salami! i'm a lasagna hog!
good meeting!
got change for a $6 bill?
great mind thinks alike.
gushy review! over the top! you sound like the market executive!
happy new now!
have you ever played wounded soldier?
have you tried the hotpockets? they're breathtaking!
hazards of storing plutonium in tupperware
he who laughs last always has the last laugh
hello cruel world!
help watering the plastic flowers
hey everybody, i'm going to band camp!!
hi, i've got pud from f-----company on line 2...
hold me closer, tony danza
holy schadenfreude batgirl
hooded hoods trying to hoodwink car hoods
how about never? is never good for you?
how to comb your curly hair
how was tomorrow? i think you know what i mean.
hydrate or die!!!
i am disrespectful to dirt!
i am not a chew toy
i am not edible.
i am the kid next door's imaginary friend
i am the walrus.
i believe those were mouse droppings
i brake for unicorns
i changed her oil, she changed my life
i don't know quite how to say this
i eat tofu and i vote.
i hate eating breakfast on an empty stomach
i know kung fu!
i like eggs
i like pie.
i love animals cause they're made of meat.
i served in the military under general apathy
i swear by apollo
i think we need to talk
i'd like 600 mirrors please
i'd love to, but i'm building a pig from a kit.
if the cubicle's a-rockin', don't bother knockin'
if you don't tell lies, at least you don't have to remember what you have said.
i'll take that drink now.
i'll transfer your skills to the legumes
iloveyou
i'm a stereotype. i'm not wrong. i'm cuddly.
i'm going through a shrinking spurt
i'm not fat...that's my money belt
i'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
i'm sorry dave, i can't do that.
impressive rutabaga!
in dreams, no pain will kiss the brow
interesting article on eggplant
is it safe?
is my webcam on?
is your coffee table decaff?
it turns out harold's not a jedi.
it's not you, it's me. i don't like you.
i've decided to start smoking
i've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings
important: do not eat the fish
it's new improved crazy christmas
i've arranged a list of exciting things we can do for the next thirty years
jeremy! what have i told you about the correct way to butter crumpets?
joey jo jo junior shabadu
kar 120c where are you?
know the basics of tornado safety and have a plan to survive!
large spreadsheet problem
law firm of herringbone, leather & tweed
leveraging core competency across the extraprise
lipsmack heartattack girlie girl in a pink sleep sack
little ducks fighting bigger ducks
lo han double sword!
logjammin'
long live the people's mesh!
ma has a ham!
make money fast
memory is the greatest trick we play on ourselves, after reality
menos samba y mas trabajar
mind over don't matter.
moisture is the essence of wetness...and wetness is the essence of beauty.
muscle shoals has got the swampers
my brain is not large enough to destroy the entire world when unfolded.
my dog has no nose
my favorite color is vanna white
my hobby is collecting dust
my mono isn't getting better...it could turn into stereo
my motivational speaking tour
my train of thought has derailed
my tummy hurts
national bring your hamster to work day
never finish a burrito
no me pidas un beso mientras como mi hotdog
nobody deserves a mime, buffy.
now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be.
nutrageous!
o mighty isis!
oh no! not another learning experience!
oh, i get it. it's very clever. how's that working out for you?
open air hubhub or underwater sub snub?
orange mocha frappuccinos!
pandora didn't think outside the box
pass the timbits!
pity the worms!
pizza party!
please do not request no spicy hot
please ignore my last email
please put your hands together for the lovely shasta!
pressing business at the dry cleaners
puddin cups
puking rainbows
que pachuca con toluca!
quote from dog soldiers, the best werewolf movie ever
quote me as saying i was misquoted.
rack of spam recipe
re: are you alone?
re: four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie
re: mummification?
re: please don't call me a chinchilla
re: test results
return at once to the mother ship!
revoking your creative license
rocking roll dudes on motorbikes
rotating platinum pants
rupert and mummy bear go by train with bill on holiday again.
save some funk for sunday
save the whales! collect the whole set!
scratch golfer finds ball in poison oak
seeking a contextually relevant trap page
sender wishes to recall message
sensitive boyfriend sweater
shake it, don't break it, took your mama 9 months to make it.
shall we play a game?
shaloha
shampuccino
shaolin golden palm!
shortcut for next week's marathon
smells like a wet dog.
some powdered muffin with your starfish, dr arbuckle?
sorry i missed you. stand still next time.
sorry that meeting sucked so bad
sound effects sold separately
space heaters make great house-warming gifts
spoon!
stizarbiznucks
stop baby sea turtles from being crushed!
superfluous super flues
take this pen and remember to turn on your windshield wipers
taste and decency
thank god and greyhound she's gone
the art of driving a giant, nuclear powered duck
the black crow flies over the sleeping dog at midnight
the cardboard prototype
the dangerous combination of beard and bread
the development of a nuclear powered egg
the dreaded executive spousal review
the honey that burns
the itch and the roar of the pubescent
the puppet show has been cancelled. ciao.
the royal afflecks
the sushi boats are in the harbor for the night
the twins just turned 2 and 4 this month!
there are eels in my hovercraft
there was a young man from verdun,
there's a great juggler on the radio tonight!
these aren't the droids we're looking for
things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
this body is slowing and my mind is reverse growing
this brain has been polished professor
this is the first email of your new life
time-off for good behavior
tinsel and garland are not the same thing. tinsel rocks.
tired of having sand kicked in your face?
to replace the normal colonic flora.
todd! are you not aware that i get farty and bloated with a foamy latte!?
tonight on a very special "blossom"...
tu es muy el mono, con el cuchillo de rambo.
turbo-boost michael
unique and secret method in the history of preparing a treat for those who love spicy dishes.
up ahead! it's a donut hut!!
vacation? i'm leaning towards pisa
valla con queso!
wake me up when it's time to go to sleep
wanna try the good cop/bad cop routine?
waterbeds for quadrupeds
we have assumed control, we have assumed control, we have assumed control.
we have located your pants
we never once talked about a blow dryer
we sell solutions, not software
welcome to space x
we've got a chicken with your name on it.
what am i? flypaper for freaks!?
what if you did not have nail fungus?
what we have here is a failure to communicate
what's new, pikachu?
what's the corkage fee at mcdonald's?
when lawyers attack
who drank my crystal pepsi?
who is marcello?
why does chinese food always taste better in front of a computer?
workin' like a one-armed paper-hanger with an itch...
you are brave young dragon. but mine is the stronger gung-fu.
you ate the grand panjandrum's booties?
you can fight or you can surf. now what's it gonna be?
you can't make friends with salad.
you can't teach an old dog to live in glass houses
you mush read this!
you! off my planet!
your earrings would make a great fishing lure!
you're not as objectionable as you seem to be, are you?
you're that crazy shark, aren't you? i'm just a dolphin, maam.
zero tolerance for lactose intolerance
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