i hate jimmy page

• (bkz: bunu yapan insan olamaz).!
• jimmy page'den nefret ediyorum'un ingilizcesi
• (bkz: i hate pink floyd)
• t-shirt yazisi olabilecek ibare. ^*
• (bkz: aferin)
• i hate jimmy page, keep those faggots off the stage diye devam eden ne diye yazıldığını anlaşılamayan şarkı. mindless self indulgence diye bi grup seslendiriyor. arada da yaah yaah diye bağırıyor. fener için opera'yı sevebilen fenerliler olduğu gibi bu şarkıyı da sevebilen zeppelin fanatikleri de mevcut efeem.
• jimmy urine, şarkının adı yüzünden bir sürü mail almış. kızgın led zeppelin hayranları ona, "jimmy page'den nasıl nefret edersin?!!!! o bizim allah'ımız, tanrı babamız." yazıp duruyorlarmış. urine pisliğinin, jimmy page hayranlarına konuyla alakalı cevabıysa:
  
  "maybe when led zeppelin came out in the 60s and '70s, he was. but he hasn’t been doing anything god-like in 20 years. and now he just looks like some old chinese broad." ^*
  
  urine, konserlerinde i hate jimmy page'i çalmadan önce seyircilere "led zeppelin seven var mı?" diye soruyor, çok fazla alkış gelirse, "jimmy page'i mi seviyorsunuz? 13 yaşında mısınız? benim yaşıma geldiğinizde bok gibi görüneceksiniz." diyor asdsdf.
  
  msl nedir, nasıl müzik yapar, nelerle dalga geçer, kimleri ciddiye almaz diye sorulsa aklıma gelen ilk örnek i hate jimmy page olur.
  
  aşırı anlamlı sözler için:
  
  [verse 1]
  i'm just another little faggot with a problem
  fuckin' around over someone else's hard on
  i got the balls with the foul smelling dj
  suckas can reach out and touch me and eat me
  (i lick clit i like it)
  lookin' for love in all the wrong places
  black ala mode with the mummified faces
  am i animal, vegetable, mineral, or ugh
  i'm a bad ass, tell me i'm a bad ass
  i don't need you and i don't need a break
  if i wasn't here, i'd be out gettin' laid
  please, please please don't play the whole damn song
  a two minute song is just one minute and fifty nine seconds too goddamn long
  
  [chorus]
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  i hate jimmy page
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  kick us faggots off the stage
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  bite the future and fuck the past
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  cause my old shit will never last
  
  [verse 2]
  i hold the microphone with my butt now
  who like that song five-year-old pantyshot
  yeah yeah dat could be a real big record
  cause its got the bump with the molestation
  i'm lower than most animals
  and fear what might be weird
  and all those voices in my head
  have every right to be there
  i ain't a girl just cause i rock the gold
  i ain't a boy just cause i rock your world
  bad boy, don't you fuck my dolly
  i'll pinch my ass with a muthafuckin' smile on my face
  and i get real stupid and you and you and you can't stop me
  i'll show ya how official midgets jack me off
  
  [chorus]
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  i hate jimmy page
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  kick us faggots off the stage
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  bite the future and fuck the past
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  cause my old shit will never last
  
  [verse 3]
  one day i'm a do the fuckin' ohhhhh
  i'm a screw the fuckin' ohhhh
  no cheese below is gonna show you who you is
  and there's no need to ask it
  he put this out his back
  and he won't break the shit
  you said that he's nothing
  i said that he's nothing
  i make the laws
  i be the lawmaker
  when you looks me upside down
  don't forget to fuck yourself
  you're so wrong with yo' jive you don't know me
  why the hell you come to gimme this
  you're so wrong with your jive now
  there are some things in life i don't like
  and this is what i just did
  so i took a big hit, who the fuck gives a shit
  yo not i; i am destined to die now
  add to me means you don't have to watch me whine now
  why do you guys got the ball day rock
  
  [chorus]
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  i hate jimmy page
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  kick us faggots off the stage
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  bite the future and fuck the past
  yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
  cause my old shit will never last
  
  [outro]
  i'll show you how official midgets fuck me up
  i'll show you how official midgets jack me off