a man walks into a bar

• chumbawambanin muhtesem sarkisi. defalarca bikmadan dinlenebilir. eglencelidir de. sözleri söyledir:
  
  a man walks into a bar
  he says, "give me a bacardi and coke."
  the back of beyond repair
  welcomes the broken and the broke
  the latter hitches a ride
  on the back of second-hand smoke
  and the man,
  well he'd be the punch line
  in someone elses joke
  
  i'll beat this drink
  it's a habit i'll kick
  please help me now
  i'm gonna be sick
  something hit me
  i wound up on the floor
  damn this bacardi
  i don't want anymore
  
  a man walks into a think-tank
  full of hooch and future sales
  mixing wish lists with extension plans
  reap guantanamo jail
  smell the solid beach
  and a whiff of cannot fail
  and a guilt trait shop with goblets
  dripping cutthroat cocktails
  and they drink a toast to florida
  and all its air-conditioned homes
  and they damn the health of cuba
  and they damn its fortified rum
  he sips a calamatar olive
  spits out the stone
  and he mimics crushing people
  between forefinger and thumb
  
  i'll beat this drink
  it's a habit i'll kick
  please help me now
  i'm gonna be sick
  something hit me
  i wound up on the floor
  damn this bacardi
  i don't want anymore
  
  the first man wakes up in the same bar
  but it's different as in a dream
  infact it's someone else's dream
  clean sheets & new regime
  fetal burns as nero romes
  give the bar a zip code
  cya
  cya
  see you
  and it's one more for the road
  
  i'll beat this drink
  it's a habit i'll kick
  please help me now
  i'm gonna be sick
  something hit me
  i wound up on the floor
  damn this bacardi
  i don't want anymore(x4)
• chumbawamba'nın diğer eserlerinden daha farklı fakat bir o kadar da muhteşem şaheseri. 10 kere üst üste dinlenebilir.
• amerikalilarin fikra ve soguk espri literatürünün buyuk cogunlugunun koku niteligindeki ifade.
  
  bir ornek vermek gerekirse:
  
  a man walks into a bar and he says: ouch!
  ...
  evet malesef.
• -a man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "a beer please, and one for the road."
• jens lekman'ın oh you're so silent jens adlı albümünden bir parça.
• içlerinde hoş olanları bulunan amerikan fıkraları:
  
  belki gülümsetebilecek bir tanesi için:
  
  a guy walks in.........ok, he did not walk in, he was already there. one guy says, "i slept with my wife before we were married, did you?". the other guy says, "i don't know; what was her maiden name?".
  
  terc. "adamın biri bir bara girm.. her neyse, girmemiş zaten ordaymış. demiş ki: ben evlenmeden önce karımla yattım, sen yattın mı? öbür adam sormuş: bilmiyorum, karının kızlık soyadı neydi?
• a man walks into a bar
  orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts
  but the bar turns into a spaceship
  and the bartender gives him a hair cut
  i can't remember the end of that joke
  you once told it to me when we smoked
  on your fathers expensive cigars
  all i remember is the part of a man walking into a bar
  
  how many lovers does it take
  to put a light bulb into a socket?
  why did mona lisa smile?
  i have the answer written down in my pocket.
  i just remember i laughed til i cried
  because you told it with your funny voice
  your southern dialect makes me rejoice
  those special times we had
  when love was just a silly gag
  
  i know why mona lisa smiled
  da vinci must have been a really funny guy
  and laughter is the only way into my heart
  i know why mona lisa smiled
  da vinci must have been a really funny guy
  and laughter is the only way into my heart
  
  summer night on a gravel road
  you told me about your childhood friend veronica
  who was claimed to have swallowed a toad
  and i picked up my harmonica
  
  i know why mona lisa smiled
  da vinci must have been a really funny guy
  and laughter is the only way into my heart
  i know why mona lisa smiled
  da vinci must have been a really funny guy
  and laughter is the only way into my heart
  
  a man walks into a bar
  orders a scotch and a bottle of coke
  but the laughter is gone in his heart
  you never told me the end of the joke..
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