blame canada

• southpark the movie'nin soundtrack'inde oscar oldulu alan $arki..
• oscar odul toreninde robin williams tarafindan seslendirilmisti..
• - hey they got our oscar!
  - you bastard!
• "they are not even a real country anyway.."
• times have changed
  our kids are kids are getting worse
  they won't obey their parents
  they just want to fart and curse
  
  should we blame the government
  or blame society
  or should we blame the images on tv
  
  no, blame canada
  blame canada
  with all their beady little eyes
  and flappin' heads so full of lies
  
  blame canada
  blame canada
  we need to form a full assault
  it's canadas fault
  
  don't blame me
  for my son stan
  he saw the darn cartoon
  and now he's off to join the klan
  
  and my boy eric once
  had my picture on his shelf
  but now when i see him
  he tells me to fuck myself
  
  well, blame canada
  blame canada
  it seems that everythings gone wrong
  since canada came along
  blame canada
  blame canada
  they're not even a real country anyway
  
  my son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true
  instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue
  should we blame the matches
  should we blame the fire
  or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
  
  heck no!
  
  blame canada
  blame canada
  with all their hockey hubbabaloo
  and that bitch anne murray, too
  blame canada
  shame on canada
  the smut we must stop
  the trash we must smash
  laughter and fun
  must all be undone
  we must blame them and cause a fuss
  before someone thinks of blaming us!
• oscara aday gosterildiginde buyuk olay oldu. her sene celine dion ve whitney houston gibi ablalarin gogsune parcalaya parcalaya soyledikleri ben sensiz ne yaparim gece gunduz aglarim temali sarkilardan sonra ufak capli bir soka neden oldu. sonra akademi bu sarki toren sirasinda bu sozlerle soylenem diye şirretlik^* yapti. sonunda torende sarkinin robin williams ca soylenmesi uygun goruldu. williams ve bir suru ucubik kukla tipli adam sahneye ciktiklarinda hepsinin agzinda siyah bir bant vardi. allahtan o bantlari cekip attilarda bu guzel sarkiya hayat verdiler.
• (bkz: canadian bacon)
• (bkz: uncle fucker)
• ne demeye adaylık verildiğini çözemediğim şarkıdır. söz desen bildiğin south park. müzik geleneksel müzikal soundlarının kolajı. maksat çeşit, reyting, rumor^** falan olsa gerek.
  güncelleme: bu seneki töreni izledikten sonra neden aday olduğunu fena halde anladım, her oskar törenine nasip olmayan süper eğlenceli bi show sundu adamlar bununla
  
  oscar töreninde geçen metin ve bazı açıklamalar:
  
  "and finally, with 'blame canada,' from south park: bigger, longer & uncut, please welcome academy award winner robin williams!"
  
  the crowd roared with cheers and applause, and the curtains opened. on a blackened stage with a path of light before him, williams came out in black pants and coat and red shirt, and with duct tape over his mouth. he spoke through the tape, but couldn't be understood. after a while he ripped the tape off and said,
  
  "oh my god! they killed kenny!" then he marched forth and began singing…
  
  ["notes"]
  
  times have changed.
  our kids are getting worse.
  they won't obey their parents;
  they just want to fart and curse.
  should we blame the government?
  or blame society?
  or should we blame the images on tv?
  
  no! blame canada!
  blame canada!
  [a crowd of townsfolk converges on him while some mountains are put together]
  it seems that everything's gone wrong
  since cananda came along.
  blame canada!
  blame canada!
  we need to form a full assault;
  it's canada's fault!
  
  don't blame yourself
  for your son stan.
  he saw the darn cartoon,
  and now he's off to join the klan.
  
  and my boy eric once,
  had my picture on his shelf,
  but now when he sees me,
  he tells me to [crowd gasps] myself!
  
  blame canada!
  blame canada!
  because when canada is gone
  there'll be no more celine dion!
  
  blame canada! blame canada!
  they're not even a real country anyway.
  
  kenny coulda been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true
  instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
  should we blame the matches?
  should we blame the fire?
  or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
  
  heck no! blame canada!
  blame canada!
  with all their hockey hullabaloo!
  and that bitch anne murray, too!
  
  blame canada!
  blame canada!
  all i can say is, oy, gevalt,
  it's canada's fault!
  everybody!
  [at this point the townsfolk move to the rear and stand on platforms behind the mountains and above willams while female canadian mounties wearing short shorts prance out and join him. several people come out wielding "no canada" flags]
  blame canada! blame canada!
  with bryan adam's beady eyes
  ["the canadian government has apologized for bryan adams on several occasions..."]
  and margaret trudeau's friendly thighs
  [according to art fein, in 1977 canadian prime minister pierre trudeau's young wife, margaret (he was 58, she 29), left her wedding anniversary, husband and three children to see a stones show - and subsequently, to tour with the brits. along the way she slept with mick jagger. after she switched beds to sleep with ron wood, jagger remarked, "i wouldn't go near her with a barge pole." when maggie returned and pierre asked where she'd been, she replied, "none of your fucking business"]— the seattle times sunday, nov. 23, 1997
  [an infamous picture of her appeared - in "bridges to babylon"? - sitting on the floor with her knees up and, uh, no panties.]
  
  blame canada! shame on canada
  for… the smut we must stop, the trash we must smash,
  the laughter and fun must all be undone.
  we must blame them and cause a fuss,
  before somebody thinks of blaming us!
  
  williams ended the song with a chorus line of female mounties. in the middle of the coda he skipped a few words to concentrate on the right moment to take off the pull-away shirt and coat (he wasn't tired, just apprehensive). when he turned to face the audience again he was wearing a black t-shirt with a flashing "no canada" sign sewn into it (that's gotta be sold somewhere!). as the mounties turned to leave, he looked at their rear ends and said,
  
  "wooo! booty call! no wonder they get their men!."
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