the girl next door

• eli: dude, don't mess this up..
  matthew: mess what up..?
  eli: matt, she's a porn star! okay?? take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
  matthew: eli, i like this girl.
  eli: and you can still like her with your penis inside her. matthew, i tell you that you're going to regret this. what would jfk do? you know he'd tap that ass.
  matthew: eli, you're never going to see her again.
  eli: oh you know what? fine!
  matthew: fine!
  eli: fine! god damn it matt! i swear to god if you don't fuck her, i'll kill myself! matt! please! please! matt! fuck her for me! for me!